I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
