Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
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