i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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