Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
i've created a new STD.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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