I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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