They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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