i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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