My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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