Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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