when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So squirting runs in the family.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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