so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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