i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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