i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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