you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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