so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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