I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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