I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
