is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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