Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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