He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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