Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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