This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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