I want to make a zoo with you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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