Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you didnt know i had herpes?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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