Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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