This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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