These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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