and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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