i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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