Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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