I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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