If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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