So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me