Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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