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• (757): View more from Virginia

  She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.

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• (818): View more from California

  Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...

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• (562): View more from California

  guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.

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• (949): View more from California

  What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.

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  Are you at a park?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear

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