Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.