If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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