Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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