I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
