talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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