so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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