ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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