theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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