i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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