eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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