I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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