Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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