my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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