I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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