How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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