im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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