I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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