At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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