Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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