I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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